Howdy, darling!

I'm John Robertson, the beautiful shambles, the human cartoon, the shuffling wreck of a larger boat. I play with words, make with shouting, clown with things and know my way around an Xbox.

25th JULY 2013: WHAT'S THAT, GANG? JEEPERS CHRIST - I'VE MOVED TO LONDON! First thing of consequence is from 1st - 25th August 2013 - I'm at Edinburgh Fringe for Underbelly, performing THE DARK ROOM live show. World's only live, interactive video game - some people will try to escape, some will unravel the mystery, everybody will suffer. Huzzah! P.S: Here's my crowd-surfing at the end of the big Dark Room show in February, at Wai-Con, Western Australia. They gave me a lifetime membership to the convention - and then the venue banned me for a year!